- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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