How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Bob Saget

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

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