YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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