What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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