- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I'm gay.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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