why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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