why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

I'm HIV positive.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

I am a women

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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