- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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