what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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epic win?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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