- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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