Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Well this is pointless.....

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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