Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Justin Bieber.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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