- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

God

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