Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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