Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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