- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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