What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What's 9+10? 19

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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