- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Womens rights

YOLO You only like Oreos

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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