Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Well this is pointless.....

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Religionh

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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