What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Your Mother

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Vote this up

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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