- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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