Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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