Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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