Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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I like touching my boobs

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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poop

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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