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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Faithful men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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