A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Im about to rewrite History....... History

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops