Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Miscarriages.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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