- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what tall and looks like a jew?

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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