- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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