- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.