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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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