727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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boobs!

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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