Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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