- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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