What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the fish say after he

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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