- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Latvia isn't a joke

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

No soap radio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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