- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Who is big and stupid My brother

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A mormon walks into a bar.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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