what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Dyslexia ruels!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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