- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Haha, I get it..

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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