- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Albert your flies undone.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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