What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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