What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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boo

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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