why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

42

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Amazing

Women's Rights.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Anti Joke

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