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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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