- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama just died.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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