Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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