- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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