- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

One time i was sitting down

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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