Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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