Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How old is your mom Dead

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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